Explosions, Excretions, and Body Tricks

How often have you thought about your body, I mean thought about it? It's all about perspective. I'll bet you $1 you've never considered it like this. How will you feel about your body after understanding the "explosions", "excretions", and "body tricks" that make up your existence? They are so common that you have ceased to notice them. Well, it's time to accept the hard truth: your body is disgusting. Thanks to Bonnie Forbes and Galen Davis for their insights and excellent additions to this epic list. Who can forget the time me and Galen high-fived and chest-butted each other when we thought of 'milk' for the excretion list? I love my friends.

Let me know if we've forgotten something!!

"Explosions" These are primarily the sound-reactions to natural body occurrences (In no particular order):

Queef, Fart, Sneeze, Hiccup, Snore, Burp, Cough, Hyper Ventilate/Weeze, Laugh, Sob, Gag, Orgasm, Yawn, Yelp, Scream, Gasp, "Ow"/Groan. Your body does all of these? See how fast you can do them start to finish! *Don't queef if you're a guy.

"Excretions" These are primarily the liquids or semi-soft solids your body excretes into the world (In no particular order):

Cum, Milk, Placenta Juice, Blood, Pee, Poo, Ear Wax, Saliva, Snot, Mucus, Boogers, Barf, Bile, Tears, Puss, Sweat, Oil (Facial/Hair), Blister Juice, Sleepy Seeds/Eye Boogers, Shmegma. Collect all from yourself, put in a jar, stir, see what happens. *If you're a girl you don't have shmegma, sorry.

"Body Oddities/Tricks" These are primarily the tricks your body can do without anything else involved while you are stationary (In no particular order):

Crack Knuckles, Farting Armpit, Chew Packer, Lollipop Mouth, Yodle, Rolling Stomach, Double Jointedness, Curling Tongue, Spit Bubbles, Loogie Yo-Yo's, Wiggle Ears, Twitch Nose, Eyelid Roll, Burping Alphabet/Words, Fart/Queef on Command, Toe Pick-Up, Lick Nipple, Tongue to Nose, Snap, Whistle, Sing, Ventriloquism, *Goosebumps. Combine with explosions, try and fart while you yodle, etc.