The Longest Pooh: An Epic Tail

This is a tribute to the Austin Wrecking Crew, a covert ops.corporation.

The Longest Pooh: An Epic Tail (Constipation's the Bane of My Life)
Here I sit half retarded
Tried to shit
But only farted
Then I thought I'd take a chance
Tried to fart
And shit my pants

Poopy in my draw's
Gotta pinchy pinch pooh
Sticky slimy sweaty smelly dingle berry stew
Steamy stymie smily stylie ACL Crew
Jr. Gong & Leon dropping craps in my shoe!
Pooh
Everybody dancing at the park
Make pooh
We who think shitting is an art
Make pooh
Everybody skipping to the bar
Make pooh
God that's lotsa Wrecking Crew shart

Gonna sing y'all an anthem 'bout the Wrecking Crew Nation

It's bonafide strife in the bane of constipation!

But summer life's rife with an epic tail creation

A sphincter's eruption's vacation's oration

I tell an epic tail & it's the color of clay

The crew's longest pooh's a beany dung parade

As resilient as putty through the Austin town fray
Like Zeus's caboose it's a defecation melee

An opus

Of masses

And gas

It harrasses

Alas all this mass

It surpasses my ass

Now my asshole's

Got hassles

It struggles

So hapless

Trou cables

And missiles

I ogles

Those nipples(...?)

Operation sublimation spy versus spy amidst

The covert corporation 'neath the lit Austin sky

Or any pitch black night decoded messages sent

And S.O.S. my friend I swear I don't fear this is the end.

(I'm debating masturbating I'm debating masturbating I'm debating masturbating I'm debating masturbating

BEans beans bEans beans bEans beans bEans beans bEans beans bEans beans ohh so many Beans!!

Fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh fuck fresh...........)