Condescending Names List

"Hey buddy, what can I get you tonight?" Order. "Thanks buddy." Walks away. I'm not your buddy a-HOLE!!! Where do you go? You can't let him get away. "No problem captain." Moments like these inspired me to create the official condescending names list. Your opponent will be left a stuttering fool with this arsenal. And Maestro if I missed a good one let me know!

"Hey buckaroo, why don't you go ahead and uhhhh, give me some fries with that, 'k Jethro?" "Oh hey slick, be a partner and help me out, would ya' Starsky?" My Top 10: 1) Maestro 2) Slugger 3) Captain 4) Champ 5) Chief 6) Sherlock 7) Slick 8) Skywalker 9) Yoda 10) Jethro Official List: Amigo

Boss

Boy

Brewster

Bro

Broseph

Brother

Bub

Bubs

Buck

Buckaroo

Bucko

Bud

Buddy

Buffy

Captain

Captain Ahab

Casanova

Champ

Charlie

Charlie Brown

Chaunce

Chaz

Chief

Chuck

Clyde

Compadre

Cous. (Cuz)

Darryl

Dawg

DeNiro

Desperado

Doc

Don Juan

Einstein

Freckles

Goose

Gunner

Guy

Hollywood

Homes

Homey

Hooch

Hop-Along

Hoss

Huckleberry

Hutch

Ice (Iceman)

Jack

Jasper Jethro

Jimbo

Joey

Johnny Appleseed

Junior (Jr.)

Kid

Killer

Kip

Little Lady

Maestro

Maverick (Mav)

Meat

Meathead

Pacino

Partner

Pig-Pen

Playa'

Ponch

Pops

Prince

Punchy

Richard

Roger

Sailor

Sally

Sarge' (Seargant)

Sherlock

Shooter

Skipper

Skywalker

Slappy

Slick

Slider

Slugger

Sly

Son

Sonny

Sport

Starsky

Sundance

Sweetie

Tiger

Tough Guy

Turbo

Wally

Wolfman

Yoda